Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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