Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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