I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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