so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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