I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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