What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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