plz talk dirty to me
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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