We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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