RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Randomize
