im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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