I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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