I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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