we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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