Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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