rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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