ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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