Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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