just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Small penises have feelings too.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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