im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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