Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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