Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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