ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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