she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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