I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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