This is not my ceiling
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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