we made out on top of his cat.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Drunk walkin through police station. America
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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