Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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