i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
literally had 100 drinks last night.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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