He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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