Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I look better un-naked...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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