I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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