i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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