there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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