I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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