idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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