Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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