Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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