the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
