Sponge bath it is.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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