why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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