You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
a search helicopter?!
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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