on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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