I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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