Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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