He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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