its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
