Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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