that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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