His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail