don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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