If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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