You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Randomize
