Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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