True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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