Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize