You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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