VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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