I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
15 Times “Flight of the Conchords” Made You Feel Better About Being a Twenty-Something
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT