BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie