Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma