you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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